"I've got big balls. They're such big balls"

Did anyone else catch this? After dropping what appeared to be the game winner, Andre Iguodala used the old Sam Cassell "Big Balls" celebration following the 18-footer that somehow dropped.

Ray Allen then showed the crowd of 17,000-plus that his balls are just a wee bit bigger than most. Enjoy. And then not.

I just threw up in my mouth, thanks Ray Allen

Jesus kills. And I mean that in the most figurative sense.

Jesus Shuttlesworth, aka Ray Allen, hit two threes in the final 31 seconds, including the shank in the side with .5 seconds remaining to give the Celtics their 12th straight win. It was like popping a balloon and watching the air quickly leave it. But that's what happens when you leave one of the greatest three-point shooters open for a split second.

A triumphant comeback by the Sixers after a brutal opening quarter turned this into an amazing game from the second quarter on. In the end though, it was a breakdown on defense that led to the loss.

The defense had been stellar all night, pestering the Kevin Garnett-less Celtics into 21 turnovers and turning those into 30 points.

Here are some negative notes:
-The Sixers somehow left Ray Allen wide open. Whatever the case may be, under no circumstance is this allowed. He has hit the most three's per game in NBA history. That's a nice lesson.

-Three-point shooting continues to be an ongoing process. The Sixers shot just 1-of-8 from downtown on the night. The three-ball has been more prevalent lately under DiLeo, but that doesn't mean its been all good. Sixers need a shooter to step up.

-Elton Brand needs to shut it down. He is hurting this team when he is on the floor and he is hurting himself, literally, by playing on a bum shoulder. He should shut it down, learn from the team during his time off, and start afresh next season. It's really the only option left in the bag.

-I continue to harass Sam Dalembert, even though he had a decent game. He just doesn't look like the same player to me that averaged a double-double last season. He should play no part on offense unless that entails grabbing an offensive rebound or two and the occasional dunk.

-Letting the opponent shoot 54 percent = not so good. Lucky they were even in this game.

A few positives:
-What a comeback! After the first quarter I was ready to write some downright mean things about how ugly it is watching this team, and how they can't hand with the C's. Boy was I wrong. They made a valiant comeback in the second quarter after being completely blown away in the first. It's games like this that build character, and even though they lost, they should be proud of the job they did in even being in this game.

-Andre Iguodala hit a huge shot down the stretch, and played pretty well overall. He continues to flourish without Elton Brand, and I'm not sure if that's a good thing, or a bad thing. His 22 points, six rebounds, and six assists show he is involved in every facet of the game. But the question begs asking: can they win with him being "the man"?

-Reggie Evans is a monster. He came off the bench for 24 energetic, pulse-pumping minutes, giving the crowd something to cheer for all night. They even chanted his name a time or two. He finished with eight points, 10 boards, two steals and was a +14 on the night, meaning they played their best ball with him on the court. Every game needs to be like this when Evans is on the court. It shows you how some people can just turn a game around on their own, even if they are not a special talent.

-Mo Speights continues to play decent basketball, when he is in the lineup of course. He played just six minutes, but had a couple of dunks, played some spirited ball, and was quickly taken out. Not sure what his role is, and I'm not sure Tony DiLeo knows either.

Next: vs. Indiana, Thursday 7pm.

Game Time

The Man, The Myth, The most likely replacement for Garnett tonight in the starting lineup who has red hair and is flabby.



WHO: Celtics (40-9) @ Sixers (23-23)

WHAT: The Sixers face off against the 'Beast of the East" in the Celtics, who are red-white-smoking-hot. It's been an up and down season for the C's and by up and down I mean they wont 27 of 29, lost 7 of 9, then followed that up with an 11-game winning streak. I will take that up-and-down any day.

As for Philly, they could use a win after dropping the ball to New Jersey on Saturday night. The 85-83 loss was difficult for many reasons. One that sticks out is, Jersey isn't very good, and if the Sixers want to be known as a top-notch team, what better way than to take down Goliath. The Celtics will likely be without Kevin Garnett, who is fighting an illness that kept him out of Sunday's win against Minnesota.

WHERE: Wachovia Center, Philadelphia, PA (TV: CSN-Philly)

WHEN: 7pm EST

WHY (The Sixers need this win): Because it's the Celtics, plain and simple. They are the best in the Eastern Conference, playing at an extraordinarily high level, and need to be taken down a notch. The Sixers already have high-profile wins against Houston, San Antonio, Detroit, Atlanta, Portland, and three against Washington (just jokes!!!). A win for the Sixers will make them 11-5 in 2009 and will start off their five-game home stand on the right foot. Or the left foot, whichever works for them.

HOW (The Sixers will win): I'm not really sure about this. I would preach defense, but they are already playing at a high level. I would preach getting the ball inside without Garnett there, which is easier said than done against the team that is first in defensive efficiency.

Basically, they have to exploit the loss of KG inside, and not force up a bunch of contested three's. No bad shots tonight. Other than that, pray a lot. God works in mysterious ways.

Sixers end the month still riding the coaster

"I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship"


The ride continues. I'm getting nauseous. January went pretty well for the Sixers, ending it 10-5 with blowout victories over playoff teams in Portland, San Antonio and Atlanta and a nice road win over Houston.

They made those statement wins because they smelled what Tony DiLeo was stepping in. The Sixers are shooting the three better now and are running the break. However, the end of the month was not as forgiving.

How can you end the month by losing to New Jersey? After racking up some very big victories and looking as though you're ready to hang with the big boys, you crap all over the place, to be honest. The Nets are a borderline playoff squad, boasting an incredible back court tandem of Devin Harris and Vince Carter. Forget about them; it was rookie Brook Lopez who laid them out.

Lopez, the 10th pick in the 2008 draft, lit them up to the tune of 24 points and 17 rebounds. Calling Sam Dalembert! Sammy D, who D'ed up Yao Ming a few nights earlier, played just 15 minutes and was hobbled by a sprained ankle. Whoever was on Lopez couldn't stop him.

A positive on the night was the shutdown of Harris and Carter, who combined for just 24 points on Saturday night. So the defense was sturdy. The offense, though, was anything but.

Shooting under 35 percent will get you nowhere, and that's exactly what the Sixers output was. Elton Brand was the main culprit, coming off the bench to shoot 2-for-10 and finish with five points in just 18 minutes. Ugly.

One offensive positive was...

Scratch that. The Sixers went 5-of-17 from three point territory, which is a bit much for a suspect shooting team. Keep that number to around 12-15, and your good to go. That means you're getting to the hoop and not settling, which is what the Sixers enjoy doing. I'm going to start calling them the Mayflowers instead of the 76ers, because they keep bringing settlers every night. Ok, that was bad. But you catch my drift, so to speak. Don't settle for outside shots you cant make. The Sixers don't have a three-point shooter, which means getting to the basket should be their main objective. Diversify! Use all weapons.

Now, their objective must be staying in the game with the Celtics on Tuesday night. Easier said my friends. Easier said.